a night with the bitches.

There are just so many bizarre things around that I hear and see. And one, to end my day, was this video of Lady Gaga. What should I say? FIERCE! FIERCE! FIERCE! Gaga left me stunned again. "Alejandro" evokes something beyond music with those nun costumes, seemingly gay Nazis, rifle barrel bra, the goggles, the Templar costumes, the cross and rosary, the costumes that defy fashion norms. Bizarre. Just plainly bizarre. I was a Bio student before, and looking at Gaga with her feminine form with those male muscles adorning her background, it was like a shot of morphine. Watching Gaga's video was like analyzing morbidity and mortality at the same time. It's seeing disease, letting it contaminate you and allowing Death defy and molest your still-abled body. The end part made me flinch. The wigs made me cringe. Gaga's trademark is here, and that's the gist. Whatever video she makes, it will always leave the touch of Gaga's reality and surreality, which the public is having a hard time swallowing.

DIGRESS.

Another bizarre thingy.

Anyway, I was with whom I call "The Bitch" and Ms. Nholl a while ago, and we passed by a Korean hair salon. Seeing "The Bitch's" hair, the legendary locks that could usher the fall of even the most sophisticated and trusted hairstylist, I decided to inject her the thought of Hairspray. Get my point? No? I even call that thing, her hair, a horse tail.

Me: Bitch, look (pointing the 1,500Php hair bond treatment signage), I think your hair needs it.

The Bitch: Excuse me. No. They need my hair. (sabay taray)

Me: (silence)

The Bitch (again): Sir, gusto ko mag-watch ng World Cup. I called Sir P. and he said we can watch daw together. (kinilig ata ang Bitch kasi may crush nga sa matandang Sir P. na yan, anyway...) Sir, of course, libre yan. May food yan.

Me: At ano naman?

The Bitch: Of course, di nya maaatim na naka-tubig lang ako, tapos siya iced water. Dapat mag-order siya ng ice. For me.

Hahay. Why did I talk to that bitch? By the way, she proposed we'll have our Book Club daw. Book sharing over a cup of coffee. I hope so. Lol.

Giddy. Goodnight. Hmmm..It's my birthday this June 19th. My picture greetings, send to exodia_mike@hotmail.com. Salamat. Lol.