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Willie's head's been pumped with too much gas...

Comment people, please, comment. Thank God I've been on my Info Rehab.

a bad case of diarrhea.

I told myself I would have a break from any Internet connection today. In fact, I told myself that I would not visit my blog, would not read the post, would not approve the comments, would not look at the site meter and be stressed. But again, I just told myself I would not, which was different from doing it. ANYHOW, I DID IT.

Last night, I had a foot massage and all of a sudden, after the masseur gave a hard number, I felt something cold dripped from my nose. I had a nasal diarrhea, a bad case of LBM intended for my nose only. It just dripped and dripped as if it were a fresh water from some kind of damaged pipe. I had to plug something in my nostrils so that it looked like it had a tampon. I drank lots of fluids. I think I could barf water vapor now. But something more than this made my nose squirt brain fluids.

As I scan the web, jumping from one blog to another, I happened to pass Pinoy Gossip Boy's post about Willie Revillame sashaying his idiocy again. Against Jobert Sucaldito (they're just the same, gosh!). Personally, I don't care about him them coz we don't share the same limelight (they're so showbiz) and my blood cells abhor his their very existence (me insecure? NO, me defensive, HELL NO!) . What prompted me to react this way was his remark.

He idiotically said (and I quote it from PEP.com),

"Nananawagan ako sa management ng ABS-CBN, huwag n'yo namang payagan na tinitira ang show. Ang laki ng kita ng Wowowee para sa ABS. Mamili na kayo. Kapag hindi ninyo 'yan tinanggal, ako ang magre-resign dito sa Wowowee! Tandaan ninyo 'yan!"

Excuse me! What would he expect? The whole world bowing and praising him and his show? Read my lips. Sheesh. To the ABS-CBN management, "Submit to the whims of a child and you'll make him a brat. Submit to the whims of an idiot, you'll be a drat!" Willie has been so cozy in ABS-CBN that he forgets the real people behind the show. The show's nice but he makes it look so "mabaho" and "cheap". He's the rotten tomato. Remove him from the basket. He's the Mojo Jojo of that TV station, an airnel on that show. You're making my brain shout, "Paramedics!". And to J. Sucaldito, please paraphrase your comment. It proved to be uber difficult for Mr. Willie's brain to process.

Assessment: Replace him with Pokwang. She's working hard. Wooo...the Lady Gaga of the Philippines!

By the way, I coined the term "nose diarrhea". But my esteemed blogger friend (self-declaring huh), Sendo used the proper one "nasal diarrhea". What would I say, great minds think almost alike. I'd use the latter. Mwah.

picture from www.wikihow.com.