Tuesday, May 4, 2010

a bad case of diarrhea.

I told myself I would have a break from any Internet connection today. In fact, I told myself that I would not visit my blog, would not read the post, would not approve the comments, would not look at the site meter and be stressed. But again, I just told myself I would not, which was different from doing it. ANYHOW, I DID IT.

Last night, I had a foot massage and all of a sudden, after the masseur gave a hard number, I felt something cold dripped from my nose. I had a nasal diarrhea, a bad case of LBM intended for my nose only. It just dripped and dripped as if it were a fresh water from some kind of damaged pipe. I had to plug something in my nostrils so that it looked like it had a tampon. I drank lots of fluids. I think I could barf water vapor now. But something more than this made my nose squirt brain fluids.

As I scan the web, jumping from one blog to another, I happened to pass Pinoy Gossip Boy's post about Willie Revillame sashaying his idiocy again. Against Jobert Sucaldito (they're just the same, gosh!). Personally, I don't care about him them coz we don't share the same limelight (they're so showbiz) and my blood cells abhor his their very existence (me insecure? NO, me defensive, HELL NO!) . What prompted me to react this way was his remark.

He idiotically said (and I quote it from PEP.com),
"Nananawagan ako sa management ng ABS-CBN, huwag n'yo namang payagan na tinitira ang show. Ang laki ng kita ng Wowowee para sa ABS. Mamili na kayo. Kapag hindi ninyo 'yan tinanggal, ako ang magre-resign dito sa Wowowee! Tandaan ninyo 'yan!"


Excuse me! What would he expect? The whole world bowing and praising him and his show? Read my lips. Sheesh. To the ABS-CBN management, "Submit to the whims of a child and you'll make him a brat. Submit to the whims of an idiot, you'll be a drat!" Willie has been so cozy in ABS-CBN that he forgets the real people behind the show. The show's nice but he makes it look so "mabaho" and "cheap". He's the rotten tomato. Remove him from the basket. He's the Mojo Jojo of that TV station, an airnel on that show. You're making my brain shout, "Paramedics!". And to J. Sucaldito, please paraphrase your comment. It proved to be uber difficult for Mr. Willie's brain to process.

Assessment: Replace him with Pokwang. She's working hard. Wooo...the Lady Gaga of the Philippines!

By the way, I coined the term "nose diarrhea". But my esteemed blogger friend (self-declaring huh), Sendo used the proper one "nasal diarrhea". What would I say, great minds think almost alike. I'd use the latter. Mwah.

picture from www.wikihow.com.

15 comments:

Sendo said...

i like it ha..nasal diarrhea naman ung term ko ..SIP-ON ra diay to haha

..hay naku willie ever...alphakapalmuks gyud ka mura kag kinsa.

oy...ganahan lagi ko nimo magsulat...wihihihihhi..kanang imong SIP-ON..kaon orange, inom limonsito...forced fluids...pyr na na! para remembrance...patakdi sa imohang mga friends haha

mjomesa said...

like the term nasal diarrhea...i'll change it ha..the credit's on you...mwahhh

Jag said...

Postnasal drip or should I say Rhinorrhea, how about that? hehehe...

I love EB better than Wowowee...that's all I can say...

Btw, thanks for visiting my blog...

Random Student said...

iniiwasan ko na nga ang mundo ni willie (and ni kris) kasi nakakainis lang pero ayan at yan pa ang nabasa ko hehe. kainis. ang isip ng public politics sa government lang meron. ayan nga ang proof na madumi rin ang showbiz. at hindi lang ito about buntis-hiwalayan dirt. why discuss something on national TV what is normally discussed in a private meeting. syempre alam natin what willie wants. he wants the shows' fans to hate jobert. he breeds on hate. di ba nga dipped in blood ang show na yan kaya it won't disappear anytime soon.

glentot said...

Haha akala ko tuloy tae yung lumalabas haha gross.

Rah said...

Willie Revillame sucks.

PABLONG PABLING said...

oks naman si mojo jojo. hahaha

YULI said...

kalingaw naa koy nakita nga bloger na bisaya!!! :)) hello taga davao sad ko. hehe, anyway nalingaw ko sa term nasal diarrhea :)) henyo! :D

buhayprinsesa said...

ngayun ko lang nalaman yung issue ni willie, tama yung sinabe mo "Submit to the whims of a child and you'll make him a brat. Submit to the whims of an idiot, you'll be a drat!"

super lumake na ulo ni willie yata kase palage sya pinagbibigyan ng abscbn..

Ruperto Prieto Jr. said...

you are right mj. remove willie sa wowowee. mas nakakatawa pa si pokwang eh. ako asar jan kay willie eh. need ba talaga for example na mga basurero ang guest nila sa willie of fortune, na mag damit sila na para silang pulubi? kahit sino naman di ba may maayos na damit. yung nakita ko sobra naman, talagang super luma na nung tshirt na suot nung tao at butas pa. anyways talagang si willie lang naman ang bida sa wowowee.wala man lang lalaki na host.mahilig pa mambara sa mga co-host. and buti na lang may jobert na tumitira sa kanya. hehehe. and ako din parang di ko kaya di mag blog sa isang araw ehehehe. GOD bless!

mjomesa said...

@jag: yup rhinorrhea kasi it's caused by rhinovirus. hehehe..nursing ka?

@rstudent: iwasan man natin yan, najan na talaga yan. kung baga parang kabute, kunin mo man, babalik at babalik din

@glentot: eewww..lol

@rah: yeah..and he's great at it.

@papz: mojo jojo ng powerpuff girls, laki ng ulo..

@yuli: yeeyy!

@buhayprinsesa: di ko masukat ang laki...hydrocephalus na hangin ang laman..

@ruperto: sinabi mo pa..di ko kayang di maka-visit sa blog ko..LOL

darklady said...

Para sa akin kahit wala si Willie magiging ok pa din ang Wowowee. Madami dyan na pwedeng pumalit sa kanya. Magaling din si pokwang.

bulakbolero.sg said...

eatbulaga pa din ako dahil, madalang din ako manood ng dos. saka kupal talaga yang si willie kelangan minsan pamukha din sa kanya na hindi sya ung pinakamakapangyarihan sa lahat.

Sendo said...

ahw ...nyahahaha...SIP-ON uy bisag unsa pa gyud na term hahaha

@yuli..hi hehe

@random student --- korek! grrr dati sana eh natutuwa sana ako sa wowowee pero kasinglaki na ni mojojojo ulo niya!...sabog ang utak niya haha

ahmer said...

i cant relate sa wowowie --- di na ko nakakanuod ng tv shows except sa big sxreen na lng : D